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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and giving each other the silent treatment. The husband realized he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for a 7 am flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, “Don’t forget to wake me by 5.00 am.” The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 7:30 am, and that he had missed his flight.

As he was about to scream why she didn’t wake him he noticed a piece of paper by the bed … it said… “It is 5.00 am; wake up.”