1. Make sure you arrive early for service…
…but don’t you dare leave early.
Easter is one of the biggest religious holidays of the year, so nine times out of ten, there’ll be folks there who haven’t been to church since Obama got elected (pick one).
Depending on the church, the lines inside could be wrapped around the corner and you want to make sure you get a good seat.
Once service comes to an end, make sure you wait till the paster says the benediction (final prayer) before you leave.
Or else, be prepared for the looks you might get for skipping out on the finale.
5 Easter Tips For Folks Who Haven’t Been To Church Since 2012 was originally published on globalgrind.com