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Jennifer Lopez’s 42nd birthday just passed and she still looks hot! While she and Marc Anthony have called it quits, things are only in her favor.

To prove it, I have listed J.Lo’s top “It’s-over-and-I’m-moving-on” songs that she can sing to Marc for losing out BIG time. Imagine she’s performing these on her worldwide “He Cheated” fantasy tour.

1) I’m Gonna Be Alright

Jenny, I know you will be alright. Honestly, you currently have two top singles “On The Floor” and “I’m Into You” on the Billboard charts. Not only are you doing well in music, but there’s been recent speculation that you may be returning for the 11th season of American Idol on FOX; “alright” is an understatement! Sing it like you mean it: “I said I didn’t do it but I did it/Telling everybody that I wasn’t with it/Though it brings tears to my eyes I can feel it/And that voice inside says I’m gonna be alright”

2) Ain’t It Funny

While this song was great for your breakup with P. Diddy, it’s only a matter of time before Marc tries to send you gifts hoping they’ll make you reminisce. But, let’s be ahead of the game and get it across that he has lost all privileges. “Hope you realize that now I’m through/ And I don’t ever wanna hear from you/I had enough of bein’ there for you/Now, I’m laughin’ while you play the fool.” Marc, you have lost the game and cannot pass ‘go’ and collect $200, ain’t it funny!?

3) Louboutins

This is my favorite “I’m-over-you-and-will-party-instead” song that Marc needs to hear. Jenn, girl, we knew you were fed up and truly recorded this for the divorce! I’m sure as you sing this to Marc: “Watch these Red bottoms/And the back of my jeans/ Watch me go, bye baby/Don’t know what you got until it’s gone/Tail lights is all you’ll see/Watch this Benz exit/That driveway,” he’ll be sitting there looking lost, biting his bottom lip to keep from crying. Jen, you can replay this winner each time you’re ready to step out the house!

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