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The number 1 rule of ‘The Vixen’s Guide to Maintaining Relevancy When You Have No Real Talent’ is… release pictures of your lady parts to gossip sites and then blame it on someone stealing them from your laptop.

Last week, we learned that ‘the nude picture-leaking ghost’ is back up to his old antics, and this time around his latest victim is Kanye’s ex, Amber Rose. Again.

A couple of days ago Amber took to twitter to defend herself against the media’s reaction to the leaks. Here’s what she had to say:

“I was gonna wait until my radio show to address this but I want to say this now. I trusted someone that worked 4 me and allowed them to use my laptop a million times, I caught this person sending my pics to themselves and I fired this person immediately Wiz & I both of our families have known for about 2 months now. We tried to prepare ourselves for this day. Those pictures r 2 1/2 years old just sitting in my computer. I’m really hurt and embarrassed because I have so many young girls that look up to me. I would never put those pics out of myself.”

This time, however, she left out a wee-bit of incriminating evidence that if it weren’t for this, it’s likely no one would’ve never noticed.

So, what’s the evidence, you ask? Well, follow the timeline. Aside from her accessories, the only other thing shown in Amber’s nude pics are her shoes. They’re a pair of purple, pink and orange Tri-Tone Multi-Ankle Strap Sandals from Ruthie Davis’s Spring/Summer Collection 2010. They’re the same pair she wore to a party hosted by Nylon Magazine last year.

While I’m no Inspector Gadget, I do know that there is no way she got those shoes a whole year and a half before the collection was actually released. No way. Not even with Kanye’s name. Just…no.